Technical alert!

ian says: (9:56:05 PM)
hello, didn't go for movie?

gracenfavour! says: (9:56:13 PM)
hey, nope

ian says: (9:56:18 PM)
how come?

gracenfavour! says: (9:56:18 PM)
i didnt get the message

ian says: (9:56:20 PM)
oh

gracenfavour! says: (9:56:25 PM)
i only knew about it just now from gina, as in sms?

gracenfavour! says: (9:56:45 PM)
but no la, anyway it's too late for me to go also

ian says: (9:56:48 PM)
oh dear... you better call elaine see where she is... if she watching movie... hur hur hur...

gracenfavour! says: (9:57:07 PM)
why elaine?

ian says: (9:57:18 PM)
she is slated to become your successor mah

ian says: (9:57:29 PM)
technical, can bake, now got free kfc also

ian says: (9:57:39 PM)
you better go maccas or hungry jack's to work

ian says: (9:57:48 PM)
maintain the competitive edge

gracenfavour! says: (9:57:21 PM)
.... right

ian says: (9:58:56 PM)
you really calling her now ah?

ian says: (9:59:02 PM)
why suddenly no reply?

gracenfavour! says: (9:59:34 PM)
HAHA. no la. siao

gracenfavour! says: (9:59:43 PM)
i know she's working tonight loh

During dinner, the conversation topic revolved around secondary school life. Mel asked everyone present, "Guess who was the treasurer in my class?"

Ian replied, "You?"

Mel said, "Nope, it was Swong."

Swong replied passionately, "They still owe me money lor..."

One of those priceless mastercard moments.

So damn good I had to rip it off (sorry gabe). The following conversation is between Gabriel Tan and "Swong" on Facebook.

Sarah
hey gab

9:58pm Gabriel
whos this? sorry <- Cos the display picture doesn't look anything like Swong

9:58pm Sarah
huh
are u serious! <- This is very Swongish

9:58pm Gabriel
err yeah

9:58pm Sarah
er swong?
eh

9:58pm Gabriel
oh
the display picture isnt u
and u dont have 2nd last exam in 2 days

9:59pm Sarah
it is!
oh okay well
i didn't change m profiley <- "profiley, very act cute. Like Moo-moo cards

9:59pm Gabriel
swong as in technical swong right

9:59pm Sarah
yar
who else!
how many swongs do u know

10:03pm Sarah is sleepy.

9:59pm Gabriel
many swongs
only one technical
whatsup

10:00pm Sarah

ok hang on
which gabriel tan is this

10:00pm Gabriel
kardicell

10:00pm Sarah
huh?

10:01pm Sarah
er okay
i don't think we know each other
damn
as in u know a different sarah wong
and i know a different gabriel
in melbourne
not perth

10:02pm Gabriel
This person is no longer online.
ah alrights

Two things I concluded from this conversation:

1. There are other Swong's in the world.
2. They are all very technical people.

Project S.W.O.N.G

Swong has agreed to wear a football helmet (those you see in American football games) for the entire duration of a church service if we buy one for her. We are currently looking for sponsors, and you can arrange to contribute any amount you like (of course make it at least a gold coin donation). Let's help out for this spectacular event!!! And while you are at it, join the Facebook group too!

Test your personality test (Oei, grammar wrong, but don't be technical)

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
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A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS!


Being technical is good sometimes.

Blogging photos of my msn conversations with Swong is so much efficient, and at the same time doesn't require any additional time to edit the conversation. Here's her reaction on knowing that her blog has a new look.

Convert the following sentence into future tense.

"I killed a person".

What is the model answer?

"I will kill a person".

What will Swong's answer be?












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"You will go to jail".